why are they called safety pins

they aint safe

When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would have survived the situation.

sodamnrelatable:

I died at Finding Nemo.

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Imagine if someone came up to you in the street and said “Hey, you’re from Tumblr!”

sodamnrelatable:

I’d be like:

and then:

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When you hear your parents coming and you try to switch to a safe tab only to realize there is no safe page.

laugh-addict:

THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE

THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE

SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING

ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION 

NOWHERE TO HIDE

OPEN PAINT

OPEN PAINT

You will laugh out loud!

laugh-addict:

it could be worse your mom could always be

MRS. BENSON

You will laugh out loud!

laugh-addict:

when they say the title of the album in a song

or the title of a movie in a scene

Or the title of the book in a chapter

You will laugh out loud!

When you just can’t sleep and you have to wake up early tomorrow.

sodamnrelatable:

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